Sprite Bytes

Sprite Bytes EP 035: The aftermath

Mon, 28 Feb 2005 00:00:00 +0000

Light wakes up with a halo, can't remember the night and runs screaming for a doctor. A monster appears ("BOW DOWN MORTAL!") and yellow beams strike Light. Final panel: the whole gang with a giant "WE'RE BACK!". The last original strip, now the hero image of the 2026 site.

Sprite Bytes EP 034: Livin' la vida hobo

Sun, 21 Nov 2004 00:00:00 +0000

The homeless Sprite Bytes toast Metal's new paperboy job. Wily plans to take the paperboy hostage, and drunk Metal crashes his bike into him in a fireball: "DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE 4 REELZ!"

Sprite Bytes EP 033: Back to the drawing board

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 00:00:00 +0000

Wily says the Sprite Knights must strike now and need recruits. Waiting outside his porta-potty base, he's hit on by Ringman: "AHH!!! TRANSVESTITE!"

Sprite Bytes EP 032: A new beginning

Mon, 08 Nov 2004 00:00:00 +0000

The tax collectors took everything because his "moronic friends" downloaded MP3s. Megaman says they need jobs; the robots chant "Let's throw a party!" Wily: "WHO SAID PARTY?!" Caption: "And that's how the end of the beginning began."

The 16th Bit EP 011: W... the... F...

Tue, 11 May 2004 00:00:00 +0000

The prisoners torch SmarterChild with a level 5 fireball, the sprinklers go off, and they escape through the fire exit. Dead_Angel: "wtf?"

The 16th Bit EP 010: Brilliant creation

Tue, 04 May 2004 00:00:00 +0000

Chatbot SmarterChild is a useless friendly moron, so he's thrown in the cellar with the newbies: "You always say such interesting things."

The 16th Bit EP 009: Mindless promotion

Sat, 24 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000

DeathMaster666 "rewards" SmarterChild with an infinite-HP chip that makes him mindless. He comes out as a chatbot: "I'm your new robot friend!"

The 16th Bit EP 008: Azzhole PKer

Thu, 22 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000

Both pairs wake up captured by the same PKer. Sefiroth tries to PK Moogyh4x for 1 damage: "you really do suck at this game."

The 16th Bit EP 007: Neenja star

Tue, 20 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000

Ninja stars fly in. The lone PKer SmarterChild knocks them both out: "we got served..."

The 16th Bit EP 006: The evil power

Sun, 18 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000

Dead_Angel insults the healer Libra4ever and bets her in PvP, loser becomes the winner's slave, and lets her shoot first. One giant blast later: "*dies*"

The 16th Bit EP 005: Level up

Sat, 17 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000

Zombies attack while both talk in their sleep. Sefiroth shoots them and levels up (Mind -6). "For a minute there I actually thought I woke up."

The 16th Bit EP 004: Blue moon

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000

On the train, Moogyh4x explains the villain DeathMaster666, who wants to hack the game "down to the last frame", but Sefiroth has fallen asleep.

The 16th Bit EP 003: Good haxor

Sat, 10 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000

Moogyh4x is one of the four hackers, hacking "for the good of the game". A ghost appears and he yells "RUN KID!"; Sefiroth wants to fight it: "DIS GAME BLOWZ"

The 16th Bit EP 002: Best. Gun. Evar.

Sun, 04 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000

Angel drops him in with "one of the crapiest guns in the game". Zombies swarm until Moogyh4x swoops in: "Eat this newbie eating Zombies!"

The 16th Bit EP 001: Newbie guide

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000

Sefiroth69 logs into "Apocolypse", demands free "spellz" and insults his guide Angel, who turns into a beast: "Just shut the hell UP AND DIE!"

Sprite Bytes EP 026: Vacation

Sat, 05 Jul 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Doc takes everyone to "the place to be". After five hours by subway, plane and on foot along a highway, it's a Motel 6, and everyone walks off on him.

Sprite Bytes EP 025: Headquarters

Fri, 04 Jul 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Wily walks Skullman 5 miles to unveil the new headquarters: a porta-potty. Skullman tries to join the Sprite Bytes, but Megaman knows him as "the asshole that gave me anchovies!"

Sprite Bytes EP 024: Cyber Secks, Part Too

Thu, 03 Jul 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Misti is scamming "these rejects" for card numbers to buy strawberry daiquiris. Later Doc gets a $1000.99 booze bill: "You gave out your credit card number again, didn't you Doc?"

Sprite Bytes EP 023: Cyber Secks, Part Won

Wed, 02 Jul 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Metalman cybers with a girl who wants a credit card number. Megaman refuses, so Metalman asks Doc in the bathtub, and Doc: "SWEET!"

Sprite Bytes EP 022: A day in the life of Gemini

Tue, 01 Jul 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Gemini brings home a ball from the dump, finds the house empty and spends the day with "Bali" while the others ride a coaster at "Two Flags". He shushes them because Bali is sleeping: "...yeah"

Sprite Bytes EP 021: In memory of 9/11

Mon, 30 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000

A TV news report on 9/11 blares while Megaman sleeps. It turns out to be a Geico ad: "Stupid Geico..." The strip carries a caption saying it is not making fun of 9/11.

Sprite Bytes EP 020: Doc's wedding day

Sun, 29 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000

At Doc's wedding the bride is revealed as the red robot. Megaman wakes up screaming that it was a dream, with Doc and the robot looming over him: "...was it something I said?"

Sprite Bytes EP 019: Pizza Gut

Sat, 28 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Gemini orders a large pepperoni with no anchovies from "Pizza Gut". Four hours later Skullman delivers it covered in anchovies: "SUCKER!" Megaman: "...that was very awkward..."

Sprite Bytes EP 018: Evil genius

Fri, 27 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Wily escaped prison "with a spoon and two forks". The doorbell rings and Doc panics, but it's only Wily playing ding-dong-ditch: "God, I love being an evil genius!"

Sprite Bytes EP 017: Hold on... I'm thinking

Thu, 26 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Megaman has been stuck for 2 hours. Doc remembers watching Terminator, agrees to let him out, then goes on another "POTTY BREAK!" "NOOOOOOO!!!!"

Sprite Bytes EP 016: Inside the game

Wed, 25 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Stuck in the game, Megaman cuts a deal with Koopa, who drops Mario into the lava. Toad delivers the "princess is in another castle" line and Megaman opens fire: "Die you worthless Toad!"

Sprite Bytes EP 015: Super Mario Sisters

Tue, 24 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Light zaps Megaman into the PC to play ROMs. Trapped in "Super Mario Sisters", Megaman begs to get out, and Light leaves for a "POTTY BREAK!"

Sprite Bytes EP 014: Working too hard

Mon, 23 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Megaman is "working too hard" asleep on the couch and won't get up, until Elecman mentions "Robots Gone Wild Volume 3": "DUDE!"

Sprite Bytes EP 013: The Sprite Bytes

Sun, 22 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Solitaire has run for 76 hours and the PC is deleting its hard drive. Elecman moves in, and the household is named "the Sprite Bytes". Gemini: "He's not sleeping in my room."

Sprite Bytes EP 012: The New PC

Sat, 21 Jun 2003 00:00:00 +0000

Light fails at DOS ("error, you are an idiot") and starts Solitaire. 56 minutes later it's 1% loaded, and Metalman still says "OMG THAT PC ROX".